• Taxes rape you so hard it's not even funny.
• It's super easy to get your identity out there on the internet.
• ... but it's damn near impossible to take it back.
• It's true: job searching is all about who you know.
• Passion is everything.
• Drinking with an alcoholic around balconies is a terrible idea.
• Sugar is what makes you fat.
• At some point, age becomes just a number. You'll make friends with people much older or younger than yourself.
• Graduation is the greatest day in your parents' lives.
• Pop music is terrible these days.
• Never hold off on buying toilet paper.
• You only get one chance at a good first impression.
• Sometimes one chance is all you'll get.
• Always have an outlet for creativity.
• You can never take too many pictures.
• You can never write too many journals.
• There's a difference between lonely and desperate.
• Your personal time becomes a more valuable commodity when you start working.
• Clanking on a broken cellphone will not fix it.
• Don't download from Limewire; it's dirtier than a Tijuana whore.
• Karaoke is all about how much you drank.
• Close all windowblinds when you walk around the house naked.
• Buy more socks and less underwear.
• Your car is worth more than some people's annual salaries in other counrties.
• Private (high) schools are ridiculously expensive; props to parents with several kids.
• You cherish things more towards the end.
• The Butterfly Effect is real.
• Their little sisters grow up fast.
• It'll always be hard to say goodbye. Even to your hairstylist.
• Always find closure. Always.
• Buy a Tivo.
• Some people just aren't worth it.
• Over-optimism is a painful flaw.
• New Years and Birthdays get less exciting.
• Sometimes the best solution is to just let things run its course.
• After graduation, get used to seeing the exact same faces everyday.
• People bullshit all the time in their resumes.
• Sometimes the qualified ones just don't have interview skills.
• Relationships will only work if both sides are willing to put in the same amount of effort to make it work.
• Christmas is all about the youngest generation in the family.
• Pathetic people stab in the back.
• Respectable people stab in the front.
• They go straight to the buttsex in Brokeback Mountain without any foreplay or warning.
• Always negotiate with car salesmen just a little before closing hours; they'll get hella eager to make the sale so they can go home.
• Cool people use Macs.
• Wish "happy birthday" to your Myspace friends, or just delete them.
• There are such things as ugly babies.
• Some people are just not built for clubbing.
• There's a difference between ADD and lack of motivation.
• You never truly taste success until you have tasted failure.
• You'll never fully appreciate a massage from a girl 'til you've been massaged by another dude.
• Porn and farting will always be reliable conversation starters for men.

// idea from Scott the Nametag Guy.